Swear with a classic flare or how . . .

[jeannerené]

. . . insult with enthusiasm!

Put a little fun and creativity into your insults .... swear like the Bard!!!


SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT SHEET
Directions: Combineth one word or phrase from each of the columns below and addeth "Thou" to the beginning. Make certain thou knowest the meaning of thy strong words, and thou shalt have the perfect insult to fling at the wretched fools of the opposing team. Let thyself go. Mix and match to find that perfect barb from the bard!
Column A ...... Column B........... Column C..........


bawdy. . . . . . .bunch-backed. . . . . . . canker-blossom
brazen. . . . . . .clay-brained. . . . . . . . clotpole
churlish. . . . . . dog-hearted. . . . . . . . crutch
distempered. . . empty-hearted. . . . . . cutpurse
fitful. . . . . . . . evil-eved. . . . . . . . . . dogfish
gnarling. . . . . . eye-offending. . . . . . . egg-shell
greasy. . . . . . . fat-kidneyed. . . . . . . .gull-catcher
grizzled. . . . . . .heavy-headed. . . . . . .hedge-pig
haughty. . . . . . horn-mad. . . . . . . . . . hempseed
hideous. . . . . . .ill-breeding. . . . . . . . . jack-a-nape
jaded. . . . . . . . ill-composed. . . . . . . . malkin
knavish. . . . . . .ill-nurtured. . . . . . . . . malignancy
lewd. . . . . . . . .iron-witted. . . . . . . . . malt-worm
peevish. . . . . . .lean-witted. . . . . . . . .manikin
pernicious. . . . . lily-livered. . . . . . . . . .minimus
prating. . . . . . . mad-bread. . . . . . . . . miscreant
purpled. . . . . . . motley-minded. . . . . . moldwarp
queasy. . . . . . . muddy-mettled. . . . . . nut-hook
rank. . . . . . . . . onion-eyed. . . . . . . . .pantaloon
reeky. . . . . . . . pale-hearted. . . . . . . .rabbit-sucker
roynish. . . . . . . paper-faced. . . . . . . . rampallion
saucy. . . . . . . . pinch-spotted. . . . . . .remnant
sottish. . . . . . . .raw-boned. . . . . . . . .rudesby
unmuzzled. . . . . rug-headed. . . . . . . . ruffian
vacant. . . . . . . rump-fed. . . . . . . . . . scantling
waggish. . . . . . .shag-eared. . . . . . . . scullion
wanton. . . . . . . shrill-gorged. . . . . . . .snipe
wenching. . . . . .sour-faced. . . . . . . . .waterfly
sleeperson. . . . . .weak-hinged. . . . . . . whipster
yeasty. . . . . . . .white-livered. . . . . . . younker



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Thou pernicious rump-fed rabbit-sucker!!

Thou unmuzzled fat-kidneyed malignancy!!!!

Thou sottish shag-eared snipe!!!!!

[What Addiction?]

Thou Vacant Raw-Boned Rabbit-sucker!

Although, Rabbit Sucker is quite good on its own ;-D

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Beneath the rule of men entirely great, the pen is mightier than the sword.

[jeannerené]

Whataddiction.... we did this as an exercise in class while studying Will .............
We had a blast...everyone had to create 5 insults and they get up in class with a partner and have a go at it ..... it was fun......

Thou unmuzzled horn-mad miscreant!!!!!!

[lisa]

LOL!!! those were pretty good!!

[malcolm]

Thats fun - these Shakespeare classes sound more entertaining than mine ever were!

"Thou prating, clay-brained clotpole!"

"Thou greasy, pinch-faced pantaloon!" . . . .

[celestdiggory]

"Thou lewd, iron-witted canker-blossom!"
"Thou peevish, shrill-gorged manikin!"
"Thou wenching, horn-mad younker!"

I would seriously use this on my enemies! Maha. No one but I can understand me!

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I don't know if that sentence made sense...

[jeannerené]

Yes .... this little exercise was quite fun....

Thou purpled, clay-brained moldwarp!