Post by Sabre on Nov 16, 2007 19:47:25 GMT -8
I am going to post a old story, called Super Smash friends, based on Super Smash Brother Melee, and other charators,not included quite funny, i did not write it but i wanted to put it up here so here you go!
update 1
Super Smash Friends Remixed!episode 1:A normal Day.
Snake,Mario,Pit,Wario,Metaknight,Fox, and Link are in a living room watching TV.
Mario:This is so nice.
Fox:Finnaly some nice TV.
Pit:Snake,pass the chips…Snake
Snake: Ummmmmm-*Ding-Dong*Ill get it!*Opens door*
Wario:Who is it Snake?
Snake:Pikachu?,should I let him in?
Metaknight:HELL NO!He ate my sword last time…
Pit:Just gimme the chips!!!
Snake:Shut up you dork!*Throws bowl of chips at pit and hits in head*
Pikachu(already in):Pika pika!
Wario:No im not changing the channel Pikachu!
Pit(unconcius):Pika pika?
Metaknight:I don’t know why I live here…
Pikachu:Pikaaaaaaaachuuuuuu!!!*Fires bolt and TV blows up*
Wario:My new TV!!! Let me Giga-waft in his face!!!
Mario:No wario,NO!!!*Grabs wario*
Pit(back to normal):Hey i payed that TV!!!*Charges arrow and hits marios hat and foxes tail.*
Fox: Noooooooooooooooo * Matrix jumps to make arrow hit him*
Mario:My Hat!
Fox:My freakin tail!
Snake: *shoots pikachu 5 times* What?Didnt you want him dead?
Mario:Well,I guess.
Fox(with pikachu in hand):If hes a rodent,does that mean we can eat him?
Kirby:*Walks in*Hey guys how are yo-OMG what is that thing!
Fox:oh this,this is dinner!
Kirby:Its Pikachu!
Snake:Well thanks for saying that Mr.Obvius.
Kirby:We can go to jail, Snake!Snake?Snaaaaaaaaaaake???
Snake(runnin away):So long losers!
Mario:He does know he has the gun with him and that-
Fox:That the Fuzz is in that direction?
Mario:What was that?
Fox:What was what?
Mario:You finished the sentence for me.
Fox:so?
Mario:so…
Fox:so so…
Wario:Wario Waaaft!*Does the wario waft and everyone faints*
Super Smash Friends Remixed!Episode 2:A bad day.
Snake:Runs by the piloce station*
Sonic:Hey mega,im goin to catch that suspicious looking guy running around with a gun.
Megaman:Ok Sonic,But todays donut night so be early .
Sonic:-_-“*Runs after snake*
Snake:Idiots,your all morons,I will be a hero soon,I KILLED PIKACHU!
Sonic:Say wha?Your under arrest Snake!
Snake:**** The fuzz!
Sonic:That’s the spikes to you!*Kicks snake in neck*Dang,That line sounded a lot better in my head -_-“.
Snake(At police station):It wasn’t me!
Megaman:Wow,Donuts and a bonus tonight^_^
Sonic:Any reports come in mega?
Megaman:Yea,chuck Norris and bowser have teamed up and are destroying the town.
Sonic:-_-“*runs to downtown.*
*back at the apartment*
Mario:I didn’t like snake,not one bit.
Fox:Me neither.
Pit:I hated him.
Wario:I liked hi-wait a minute!Why am I telling the truth,and YOU lieing?
Mario:What are ya talking about?
Wario:You all Liked snake!Remember…
Flashback time!
*10 days ago*
Everyone:Snake,want anything?
Snake:A plasma TV ok?
Everyone:OK.*Buys plasma TV*
Snake:Thanks.
*3 days ago*
Snake:Can I have 5000 dollars?
Everyone:Sure,anything for you Snake^_^.
*Present*
Mario,Pit,Fox:Oh right,I had forgot that bit…
Super Smash Friends Remixed!Episode3:Yummm pasta…
Roy:*pants,pants*Mario,you got any good ``pasta´´?
Mario:Oh yes*Gives pasta*
Roy:No Mario you idiot some of the good stuff!
Mario:Oh,peach has that,but you got to get her to let you in her bedroom-
Roy:NOT THAT!
Mario:Well im sorry ``smash friend´´.*Mario starts dancing to a theme song*
Smash friends,Smash friends,together,forever,Were smash friends-BOOM
Roy:*Slashes Mario*
Mario(flying out of window):Mamma Mia!!!!
Roy:Ajinto…NO HIRAMEKI!
DK(coming out of bathroom):What was that soun-Oh Roy my good man!
Roy:You can talk!?
DK:Oh yes my boy.
Roy:I hate talking apes…*Charges sword*
Wario:*Comes in singing*-Do the wario Waft do the Wario WAFT*Does it-_-“*
DK and Roy:I HATE PIZZAAAAAAAAA!
Snake:Runs in*Wario old buddy,hide me!!!Oh no hes here!
Megaman:Open the door…Fine I suggest you step away from the door.
Wario:Steps one step back from the door*
Megaman:*Charges cannon and fires*
Wario(flyin through window)oooooooooo ***********!
Snake:This is getting repetitive…-_-“
Pit:*Comes in and kills Snake*Aha! I won the million dollar reward!
Megaman:Umm,Pit its 100.000.000.000,your finger was covering it up!
Pit:IM RICH!!!!!!
Megaman:In health.
Pit:Say wha?
Megaman:Its 100.000.000.000 worth in medical pills and healthy prototype food^_^.
Pit:Your kidding -_-“
Megaman:Nope^_^
Pit:I hate you-_-“
Megaman:Don’t be silly mister silly,I havnt done noth-Ughhhh!!!
Pit:*Launching arrows at megaman*
Sonic:Am I late?
Pit:Your just in time,I want to withdraw this credit*shows check that he got when he killed snake(wtf)
Sonic:Opps sorry that’s only for med-Arggg
Pit:*Shoving down the paper through his throat*See how healthy it is you for you,you
Super Smash Friends Remixed!Episode 4:Political Demands.
Sonic:,sitting on the couch*
Mario:*Comes and sits down*.Shouldnt you be stopping bowser from the second ep?
Sonic:Shut up foo*slaps*Im watchin ma show brotha!
Goerge W Bush:I hear ya ma soul brotha!
Sonic:No bush,I sayd No!
Goerge W Bush:I try to communicate with persons but they just hate me…
Mario:Hey bush whats up?
Goerge W Bush:Cana you maka me a pasta?
Mario:Leave,Now!*Starts dancing to theemesong*
Smash friends,Smash friends,together,forever,Were smash friends-Clonk!
Marth:No dancing and no theemesong Foo!
Pit:Word.
Snake(Tryin to come in through the window)The ****** fuzz is still here!
Mario:Word.
Snake:You ******* retard you dunt know what word means you******* retard!
Roy:word.
Snake:Lemme in you damn*******!!!
Wario:Word.
Snake:You idiots lemme in!
DK:Word,do ya mind brotha?
Snake:You******* ****** lemme in the ******* apartment!
Pikachu:Pika(Word)
Snake:How The**** are you alive???
Pikachu:Pika pika pika(How should I know?But you can rot in hell *****)
Snake:You little rodent!Oh **** the fuzz is he-Arrg my groin!
Pikachu:Pika(idiot)
Sonic:How can snake understand pikachu and how can DK talk?
Mario:Im pooped nigga,ima goin to bed.
Sonic:Cool brotha.
Goerge W Bush:Word.
Roy:*Slash*Now that’s Word!
Mario:What does word mean?
Marth:Shut up foo!*Slaps*
there you go
update 1
Super Smash Friends Remixed!episode 1:A normal Day.
Snake,Mario,Pit,Wario,Metaknight,Fox, and Link are in a living room watching TV.
Mario:This is so nice.
Fox:Finnaly some nice TV.
Pit:Snake,pass the chips…Snake
Snake: Ummmmmm-*Ding-Dong*Ill get it!*Opens door*
Wario:Who is it Snake?
Snake:Pikachu?,should I let him in?
Metaknight:HELL NO!He ate my sword last time…
Pit:Just gimme the chips!!!
Snake:Shut up you dork!*Throws bowl of chips at pit and hits in head*
Pikachu(already in):Pika pika!
Wario:No im not changing the channel Pikachu!
Pit(unconcius):Pika pika?
Metaknight:I don’t know why I live here…
Pikachu:Pikaaaaaaaachuuuuuu!!!*Fires bolt and TV blows up*
Wario:My new TV!!! Let me Giga-waft in his face!!!
Mario:No wario,NO!!!*Grabs wario*
Pit(back to normal):Hey i payed that TV!!!*Charges arrow and hits marios hat and foxes tail.*
Fox: Noooooooooooooooo * Matrix jumps to make arrow hit him*
Mario:My Hat!
Fox:My freakin tail!
Snake: *shoots pikachu 5 times* What?Didnt you want him dead?
Mario:Well,I guess.
Fox(with pikachu in hand):If hes a rodent,does that mean we can eat him?
Kirby:*Walks in*Hey guys how are yo-OMG what is that thing!
Fox:oh this,this is dinner!
Kirby:Its Pikachu!
Snake:Well thanks for saying that Mr.Obvius.
Kirby:We can go to jail, Snake!Snake?Snaaaaaaaaaaake???
Snake(runnin away):So long losers!
Mario:He does know he has the gun with him and that-
Fox:That the Fuzz is in that direction?
Mario:What was that?
Fox:What was what?
Mario:You finished the sentence for me.
Fox:so?
Mario:so…
Fox:so so…
Wario:Wario Waaaft!*Does the wario waft and everyone faints*
Super Smash Friends Remixed!Episode 2:A bad day.
Snake:Runs by the piloce station*
Sonic:Hey mega,im goin to catch that suspicious looking guy running around with a gun.
Megaman:Ok Sonic,But todays donut night so be early .
Sonic:-_-“*Runs after snake*
Snake:Idiots,your all morons,I will be a hero soon,I KILLED PIKACHU!
Sonic:Say wha?Your under arrest Snake!
Snake:**** The fuzz!
Sonic:That’s the spikes to you!*Kicks snake in neck*Dang,That line sounded a lot better in my head -_-“.
Snake(At police station):It wasn’t me!
Megaman:Wow,Donuts and a bonus tonight^_^
Sonic:Any reports come in mega?
Megaman:Yea,chuck Norris and bowser have teamed up and are destroying the town.
Sonic:-_-“*runs to downtown.*
*back at the apartment*
Mario:I didn’t like snake,not one bit.
Fox:Me neither.
Pit:I hated him.
Wario:I liked hi-wait a minute!Why am I telling the truth,and YOU lieing?
Mario:What are ya talking about?
Wario:You all Liked snake!Remember…
Flashback time!
*10 days ago*
Everyone:Snake,want anything?
Snake:A plasma TV ok?
Everyone:OK.*Buys plasma TV*
Snake:Thanks.
*3 days ago*
Snake:Can I have 5000 dollars?
Everyone:Sure,anything for you Snake^_^.
*Present*
Mario,Pit,Fox:Oh right,I had forgot that bit…
Super Smash Friends Remixed!Episode3:Yummm pasta…
Roy:*pants,pants*Mario,you got any good ``pasta´´?
Mario:Oh yes*Gives pasta*
Roy:No Mario you idiot some of the good stuff!
Mario:Oh,peach has that,but you got to get her to let you in her bedroom-
Roy:NOT THAT!
Mario:Well im sorry ``smash friend´´.*Mario starts dancing to a theme song*
Smash friends,Smash friends,together,forever,Were smash friends-BOOM
Roy:*Slashes Mario*
Mario(flying out of window):Mamma Mia!!!!
Roy:Ajinto…NO HIRAMEKI!
DK(coming out of bathroom):What was that soun-Oh Roy my good man!
Roy:You can talk!?
DK:Oh yes my boy.
Roy:I hate talking apes…*Charges sword*
Wario:*Comes in singing*-Do the wario Waft do the Wario WAFT*Does it-_-“*
DK and Roy:I HATE PIZZAAAAAAAAA!
Snake:Runs in*Wario old buddy,hide me!!!Oh no hes here!
Megaman:Open the door…Fine I suggest you step away from the door.
Wario:Steps one step back from the door*
Megaman:*Charges cannon and fires*
Wario(flyin through window)oooooooooo ***********!
Snake:This is getting repetitive…-_-“
Pit:*Comes in and kills Snake*Aha! I won the million dollar reward!
Megaman:Umm,Pit its 100.000.000.000,your finger was covering it up!
Pit:IM RICH!!!!!!
Megaman:In health.
Pit:Say wha?
Megaman:Its 100.000.000.000 worth in medical pills and healthy prototype food^_^.
Pit:Your kidding -_-“
Megaman:Nope^_^
Pit:I hate you-_-“
Megaman:Don’t be silly mister silly,I havnt done noth-Ughhhh!!!
Pit:*Launching arrows at megaman*
Sonic:Am I late?
Pit:Your just in time,I want to withdraw this credit*shows check that he got when he killed snake(wtf)
Sonic:Opps sorry that’s only for med-Arggg
Pit:*Shoving down the paper through his throat*See how healthy it is you for you,you
Super Smash Friends Remixed!Episode 4:Political Demands.
Sonic:,sitting on the couch*
Mario:*Comes and sits down*.Shouldnt you be stopping bowser from the second ep?
Sonic:Shut up foo*slaps*Im watchin ma show brotha!
Goerge W Bush:I hear ya ma soul brotha!
Sonic:No bush,I sayd No!
Goerge W Bush:I try to communicate with persons but they just hate me…
Mario:Hey bush whats up?
Goerge W Bush:Cana you maka me a pasta?
Mario:Leave,Now!*Starts dancing to theemesong*
Smash friends,Smash friends,together,forever,Were smash friends-Clonk!
Marth:No dancing and no theemesong Foo!
Pit:Word.
Snake(Tryin to come in through the window)The ****** fuzz is still here!
Mario:Word.
Snake:You ******* retard you dunt know what word means you******* retard!
Roy:word.
Snake:Lemme in you damn*******!!!
Wario:Word.
Snake:You idiots lemme in!
DK:Word,do ya mind brotha?
Snake:You******* ****** lemme in the ******* apartment!
Pikachu:Pika(Word)
Snake:How The**** are you alive???
Pikachu:Pika pika pika(How should I know?But you can rot in hell *****)
Snake:You little rodent!Oh **** the fuzz is he-Arrg my groin!
Pikachu:Pika(idiot)
Sonic:How can snake understand pikachu and how can DK talk?
Mario:Im pooped nigga,ima goin to bed.
Sonic:Cool brotha.
Goerge W Bush:Word.
Roy:*Slash*Now that’s Word!
Mario:What does word mean?
Marth:Shut up foo!*Slaps*
there you go
