Post by king4adaze5 on Oct 8, 2010 20:47:31 GMT -8
So here I wait, for death to come,
Life seems like it's all over and done.
"Tick-tock...Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo
Check the cluck, cause yer through!"
No not again, not now...not at the end.
"Yep it's me, your fine feathered friend"
There he stood with black robe and scythe.
"Now you know, the Grim Rooster is no myth."
"Oh dear god, can't I just die in peace?"
"Nope, I'm still be here even when you're deceased."
"You really are just a big freakin' cock!"
"Yeah, that's what all the hens thought."
"I was like poultry in motion they all said,
back before I was on a dinner plate and dead."
"But enough words, cause talk is cheep,
Let's review and let your actions speak."
"You stole my chicks, You beat my eggs..."
"And I ate your brother's deep fried legs!"
"Why do you always have to ruffle my feathers?"
"Sometime I do it for business, sometimes for pleasure."
"Besides, I got salmonella, he was undercooked."
"Maybe you should have followed the cookbook."
"What do you say we just call a truce,
and forget all the chicken chokin' abuse."
"Ok, I'll give you the answer to life's mystery.
Ask about anything at all in history."
"So, tell me, why did you ever cross the road?"
"Cause it was my job, it was where I crowed."
"But I knew even when I was a yolk you see,
life ain't what it's cracked up to be."
"You either work on the chicken strip,
or end up dinner with a side of chips."
"Hey, I had you with a mashed potatoe cuisine,
You were scrumptious...so crispy and lean."
"Good times, but come on and get dressed,
before you recall my sister's juicy breast."
"Are you ready, it's time we fly the coop."
"Just don't deface my grave with chicken poop."
Life seems like it's all over and done.
"Tick-tock...Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo
Check the cluck, cause yer through!"
No not again, not now...not at the end.
"Yep it's me, your fine feathered friend"
There he stood with black robe and scythe.
"Now you know, the Grim Rooster is no myth."
"Oh dear god, can't I just die in peace?"
"Nope, I'm still be here even when you're deceased."
"You really are just a big freakin' cock!"
"Yeah, that's what all the hens thought."
"I was like poultry in motion they all said,
back before I was on a dinner plate and dead."
"But enough words, cause talk is cheep,
Let's review and let your actions speak."
"You stole my chicks, You beat my eggs..."
"And I ate your brother's deep fried legs!"
"Why do you always have to ruffle my feathers?"
"Sometime I do it for business, sometimes for pleasure."
"Besides, I got salmonella, he was undercooked."
"Maybe you should have followed the cookbook."
"What do you say we just call a truce,
and forget all the chicken chokin' abuse."
"Ok, I'll give you the answer to life's mystery.
Ask about anything at all in history."
"So, tell me, why did you ever cross the road?"
"Cause it was my job, it was where I crowed."
"But I knew even when I was a yolk you see,
life ain't what it's cracked up to be."
"You either work on the chicken strip,
or end up dinner with a side of chips."
"Hey, I had you with a mashed potatoe cuisine,
You were scrumptious...so crispy and lean."
"Good times, but come on and get dressed,
before you recall my sister's juicy breast."
"Are you ready, it's time we fly the coop."
"Just don't deface my grave with chicken poop."
