A Star Fox Christmas Carol

[Andross24]

Time for MY star fox christmas special

Its finally Christmas time! There are weird animals singing Christmas carols on the streets, people are exchanging fruit cakes and then throwing them away. Even Star wolf is enjoying the Holidays. There is, however, one person who isn't in the Christmas spirit... Andross. He is always in a grumpy mood around Christmas times. People have speculated it is because of the recent death of Chuck Norris. He died in a car accident and is now as dead as a door nail. Well its Christmas eve and Andross is being as grumpy as always

Andross: Man...I HATE the holidays.

Random assistant: Andross...sir....well you know, being Christmas and all...I was wondering if I could go home early to be with my family.

Andross: ....did....you just ASK me to go home EARLY???

RA: Uhhh.....y-yes sir....?

Andross: Okay....you can go home...but when you leave NEVER COME BACK!

RA: B-but sir, its Christmas!

Andross: NO I don't need you! I don't need ANYBODY!

Andrew: Hey there, Uncle Andross! Merry Christmas!

Andross: Ugh....nephew what the hell do you want? Can't you see I'm being grumpy?

Andrew: Well uncle...I was just wondering if you'd like to...come over to my house for a Christmas party? We'll have all kind of snacks, and we'll exchange presents...and...

Andross: N-n-n-nephew, let me explain something. I HATE Christmas. Haven't you noticed yet?

Andrew: Well, uncle, I was just thinking that this year might be different.....

Andross: Well it won't be different...EVER. Now GET OUT!

Andrew: Uncle Andross!!!! Why???

Andross: Don't make me remove you from my house manually, boy!!

Andrew: Fine. If you want to be that way, so be it. Have a Merry Christmas, Andross.

Andross: Good riddance to you, boy.

Andrew and the assistant leave. Andross then goes out to fetch himself some dinner, and upon returning, noticed boys playing ball outside his house.

Andross: HEY HEY! Be careful!

Boy 1: Hey, watch out!!

The ball they were playing with goes flying and busts Andross' window.

Boy 2: S-sorry mister....I...

Andross: SORRY? My window is broken!! You're going to pay for that, boy!

Boy 1: With what money? We're poor!

Andross: I think I know how you can pay for it!

So Andross made the boys shovel snow off his sidewalk for hours, torturing them.

Andross: And your gonna do that until I say so! Dumb kids playing around my house.

Andross then went into his house and started a fire on his fireplace. He took a shower and brushed his teeth then went to his chair and began reading. He had only read for a short while before hearing strange noises, more specifically, chains rattling. He then looked up at Chuck Norris' picture, which Chuck Norris himself came out of.

Chuck Norris: Andross....ANDROSS....

Andross: C-Chuck Norris??? I can't believe it!

Chuck Norris: I am only a ghost. I have come to warn you of what is to come! you will be visited tonight, by three spirits. Every hour, another spirit will come. We hope this will teach you the value of giving.

Andross: But why three?

Chuck Norris: The ghost of the past, ghost of the present, and the ghost of what is to come!

Andross: Well...that just sounds creepy!

Chuck Norris: Be prepared...for the first spirit will come at 12 o'clock midnight.

Andross: but what will I do when I see them?

Chuck Norris: You will know when the time comes. Goodbye, and good luck, Andross.

Andross: Wait, Chuck...!

But Chuck Norris disappeared. Andross sat in confusion, thinking about what Chuck Norris had said. Thinking about the spirits. He then came to the conclusion that he was just hallucinating, that it must've been food poison or something. He decided he should just go to bed, he needed the rest. Nothing could prepare him, though, for was was about to come.

[ArwingAce21]

Wow, this is your best set up and story line yet. There goes my monopoloy on SF Christmas tales...but don't count me out yet. I've got a few cards left up my sleeve. Expect it around Christmas Eve.

Anyway, you better do Dickens justice with this! But, you're using SF characters, so I don't see how it could possibly be bad. I look forward to the next update.

[Andross24]

Andross was awaken that night by a strange noise. He rose from his bed and looked around. He didn't see anything unusual. He decided to dis-regard it and go back to sleep, but he heard another noise. It sounded like the window. He looked over and was shocked at what he saw. Standing there was a white, see-through figure. The figure came to him and spoke.

Leon: Andross! Andross!!!

Andross: Who the hell.....Leon?

Leon: Nooooo I'm...well yeah, but I'm also the ghost of Christmas past!

Andross: What does that mean?

Leon: It means I'm a ghost who can travel to the past, ok?

Andross: Ok.....what do you want?

Leon: Well, I've come to tell you....you're a sadistic ape who needs to learn a lesson.

Andross: ...you're point is...?

Leon: Look, I was just told to take you to the past and show you yourself when you were a kid.

Andross: But why? I already know what it was like when I was a kid because I was kind of there.

Leon: Dammit, just come with me!

Andross: Fine...

So Leon took Andross to the past, back when Andross was a kid. They went to his old school, where Andross was alone in the classroom. Andross had just finished doing a paper and was about to leave.

Kid Andross: Finally! I've finished it! I wasted a whole Christmas eve but its finished!

Teacher: Andross are you done yet?

Kid Andross: Yes ma'am, I've finished! May I go home?

Teacher: Yes is someone picking you up?

Kid Andross: Yes ma'am.

So Andross waited and waited, but no one ever showed up. Andross and Leon are shown in the window, looking on as Kid andross waits in disappointment.

Andross: Yeah! My mom never came to get me. I never saw her again.

Leon: So then...how did you get home?

Andross: Well, my sister came to get me.

Leon: Your sister? You had a sister?

Andross: Well not really, but who else do we know I'm related to other than Andrew? Sometimes you just need to stretch the truth a little.

Leon: Yeah.

Sister: Andross! I've come to get you for christmas!

Kid andross: .....uh....Sister! Its you...! Where are we going?

Sister: We're going to celebrate Christmas.

Kid Andross: Where's momma?

Sister: I don't know!

So they left the school to go celebrate Christmas. Leon took Andross back to his own time.

Andross: So...what was that supposed to teach me?

Leon: I don't know, but it was an interesting addition to this story.

Andross: Ok, are you going to leave now?

Leon: Yeah. Have a nice night dealing with the two other spirits.

Andross: Are they gonna be someone I already know too?

Leon: Possibly.

Andross: Ok, I'm gonna go back to sleep now, bye.

Leon: Bye.

Leon disappeared and Andross went back to sleep.

[jeannerené]

Andross .... I'm sorry I have not read this yet.... but I will ... before the week is done.

[jeannerené]

Andross....

Thanks for posting Andross.....

... StarFox and A Christmas Choral .... an interesting combination...

.j.

[Andross24]

wow i got caught up in christmas stuff i didn't finish... well i continue this Christmas

[fira000astrali]

Haha, StarfoxxChristmas carol is very creative, i like it! I thought it was funny when leon called him sadistic. Little bit of the pot calling teh kettle black there...