Post by ArwingAce21 on May 10, 2008 18:01:51 GMT -8
Yup, stereotypes are fun. Especially when they relate to large groups of people. Like states for instance....
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Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
California - By 30, Our Women Have
More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut - Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware - We Really Do Like
The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia - We Put The Fun In
Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes.
Well, Okay, We're Not,
But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine - We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland - I If You Can Dream It,
We Can Tax It
Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's.
And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
Michigan - The US's First Line Of Defense
From The Canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes.
And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better
About Your Own State
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief
Tax Dollars At Work
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker, Baby!
New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney.
And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina - Tobacco IS A Vegetable
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon - Spotted Owl. It’s What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
Texas - Se Hablamos Ingles
Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont - Ay, Yep
Virginia - The REAL First State. DEATH TO DELAWARE!!!!
Washington - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family. Really!
Wisconsin - Come Cut Cheese!
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men.
And The Sheep Are Scared
The District of Columbia - The Work-Free Drug Place!
Puerto Rico - No Passport Necesary To Purchase Rum
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Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
California - By 30, Our Women Have
More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut - Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware - We Really Do Like
The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia - We Put The Fun In
Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes.
Well, Okay, We're Not,
But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine - We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland - I If You Can Dream It,
We Can Tax It
Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's.
And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
Michigan - The US's First Line Of Defense
From The Canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes.
And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better
About Your Own State
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief
Tax Dollars At Work
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker, Baby!
New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney.
And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina - Tobacco IS A Vegetable
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon - Spotted Owl. It’s What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
Texas - Se Hablamos Ingles
Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont - Ay, Yep
Virginia - The REAL First State. DEATH TO DELAWARE!!!!
Washington - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family. Really!
Wisconsin - Come Cut Cheese!
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men.
And The Sheep Are Scared
The District of Columbia - The Work-Free Drug Place!
Puerto Rico - No Passport Necesary To Purchase Rum
